Theme Hospital gives you control over a plot of land which you must turn into a thriving metropolitan hospital. You decide which rooms you want to build, where to position them and how big you want them to be. Next, you must hire staff. Do you hire an expensive but successful Psychiatrist, or the cheap, but clumsy junior doctor? Do you want spend money on janitors, or let the dirt and germs run free? Theme Hospital is a never-ending stream of such laugh-a-minute choices.